Paulette's Easter Sunday Funnies LOL

Song playing is: "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"

What is this Hare doing in my salad?
Waiter: I believe he's eating your lettuce........

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Hoppy

Hoppy Who?

Hoppy to see you!!

Doctor, doctor, I'm feeling funny,

what should I do?

Go on the Internet.. ^_^

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do this...Well then don't to that!!!

Question: By the way, how is that Rabbit who swallowed the Quarter?

Ansewer: No Change yet....^_^

First Rabbit: Did you hear about the doctor who cut off the rabbit's left side?

Second rabbit: No I didn't. Hows the rabbit?

Jack Rabbit: I'm sure glad I'm not a bird. I could get hurt!

Moe Rabbit: Why is that?

Jack Rabbit: I can't fly!

Jack Rabbit: What do you call a rabbit who is real Cool?

Bill Bear: A Hip Hopper...